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I order you dispose of that toxic waste properly or bribe me. Either way it'll cost $500.
500 real dollars? That's an outrage! Professor, I'll take care of that waste for $499 and 100 cents.
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Dear God! He's having a heart attack!
Ah, they'll probably find a cure for that in the future.
We have a cure for it now!
Oh, good. Then you won't mind if I use this.
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One year later, I gave Leela a diamond scrunchie and we were married.
Ooh!
One year later, I got beat up at a Neil Diamond concert by a guy named Scrunchie!
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Welcome to the world of tomorrow!
Why do you always have to say it that way?
Haven't you ever heard of a little thing called showmanship
Come, your destiny awaits!
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I'm telling you, losers get really desperate around Valentine's Day.
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Valentine's Day's coming? Oh, crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again.
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But look in your heart and ask yourself, are you funky enough to be a Globetrotter?
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That's my prize-winning Smell-O-Scope.
If a dog craps anywhere in the universe, you can bet I won't be out of the loop.
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Try to stay with the crowd so no one notices how crummy you look.
Awww that was uncalled for!
I'm over here!
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