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I order you dispose of that toxic waste properly or bribe me. Either way it'll cost $500.
500 real dollars? That's an outrage!
Professor, I'll take care of that waste for $499 and 100 cents.
#Futurama
Amy, if I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?
What?
Lieutenant Kroker!
I find the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies!
Kif!
Oh, my!
This half-date is entirely over!
#Futurama
I couldn't help it. She loved me because of the part of me that's a slob and I loved her because of the part of me that's desperate.
#Futurama
20 years ago today saw the first broadcast of Future Stock!
#Futurama #OTD #OnThisDay
23 years ago today saw the first broadcast of Space Pilot 3000!
#Futurama #OTD #HappyBirthdayFuturama
Okay, we're in the middle of nowhere, which is the safest part of nowhere.
Just stay put and enjoy this calendar.
#Futurama
My God! It's the future. My parents, my co-workers, my girlfriend; I'll never see any of them again.
Yahoo!
#Futurama
Robo-Puppy, lick my cheek.
Robo-Puppy preparing to lick cheek. Robo-Puppy commencing cheek-licking. Licking in progress. Licking complete.
Robo-Puppy truly is robot's best friend, huh?
#Futurama