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I order you dispose of that toxic waste properly or bribe me. Either way it'll cost $500.

500 real dollars? That's an outrage!

Professor, I'll take care of that waste for $499 and 100 cents.

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Amy, if I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?

What?

Lieutenant Kroker!

I find the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies!

Kif!

Oh, my!

This half-date is entirely over!

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I couldn't help it. She loved me because of the part of me that's a slob and I loved her because of the part of me that's desperate.

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So every religion is wrong!

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20 years ago today saw the first broadcast of Future Stock!

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23 years ago today saw the first broadcast of Space Pilot 3000!

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Okay, we're in the middle of nowhere, which is the safest part of nowhere.

Just stay put and enjoy this calendar.

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My God! It's the future. My parents, my co-workers, my girlfriend; I'll never see any of them again.

Yahoo!

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Robo-Puppy, lick my cheek.

Robo-Puppy preparing to lick cheek. Robo-Puppy commencing cheek-licking. Licking in progress. Licking complete.

Robo-Puppy truly is robot's best friend, huh?

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