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Well, Omicron Persei 8 is about a thousand light years away. So the electro-magnetic waves would just recently have gotten there. You see--
Magic. Got it.
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Oh, dear. She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot.
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That's the law, Leela.
And Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love -- hard and fast!
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I, Fry, who drank Bont the Viscous, who drank Ungo the Moist, who guzzled Zorn the Stagnant...
Who slurped Hudge the Dewy, who enjoyed a soup composed principally of Throm the Chunky, do solemnly swear to rule with honour and insanity-- Uh, integrity!
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Sweet giant anteater of Saint Anita! The Professor's been eaten by giant anteaters!
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Please, stop bickering. I arranged that you be roommates for a reason: So I'd only have to remember one phone number.
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I'm thinking of a number between one and ten. Guess it and you die first. Go!
Um ... OK. Fifty ... six ... ish?
56? 56? Oh, man! Now that's all I can think about! I'm gonna kill you, you ... no good ... 56-ing!
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Sold your body? Oh, Bender, I've been down that road.
I know it's glamorous and the parties are great but you'll end up spending every dollar you make on jewellery and skintight pants.
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Back when I was captain all I asked from my men was their complete loyalty. If I had that, then for all I cared they could sit around the whole day drinking beer in their underpants.
Beer?
Underpants?
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