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Jamaican? I thought you were some kinda outer-space potato man.
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Fry, are you alright? What happened?
What about Umbriel?
Well, it turns out I loved her, but I wasn't in love with her.
Trouble in bed.
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Bender, mon. It has come to my attention that this company has been paying you to do nothing but loaf about on the couch.
You call that a couch? I demand a pillow!
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So he's not perfect. You don't wanna end up old and lonely like Zoidberg!
You were saying?
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It's a genetic abnormality which resulted when you went back in time and performed certain actions which made you your own grandfather.
I did do the nasty in the past-y!
Verily.
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By God, I am your nephew. This is absolutely incredible.
Can we have some money?
Oh my, no!
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But what about the worms in the other parts of his body?
Listen, this is gonna be one hell of a bowel movement. Afterwards, he'll be lucky if he has any bones left.
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Just be careful. I'd like to hold off any major screw-ups until at least my second day as captain.
Nothing will go wrong.
If something goes wrong, bring back the blood.
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Animals eat other animals. It's nature.
No, it isn't. We taught a lion to eat tofu.
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