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Afterlife?
If I thought I had to go through a whole 'nother life, I'd kill myself right now.
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You'll be the captain, you'll be the delivery boy, and you'll be the alcoholic, foul-mouthed--Oh, God, you're alive!
I mean, thank God you're alive!
Sorry, check back in three days, a week at the most.
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Here's a song that was beautiful when performed by my ancestor, Art.
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
PARSLEY, SAGE, ROSEMARY AND THYME.
Remember me to one who loves there.
SHE ONCE WAS A TRUE LOVE OF MINE.
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You're going back or the Countess, aren't you?
Alright, I am. But I don't want the others to know. If I don't come back, just say I died robbing some old man.
I'll tell them you went out prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger.
I love you, buddy!
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Professor? Where were you at 10pm last night?
Where am I now?
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And I've had enough! I'm breaking up with you!
We were going out?! Whoo!
I mean, nooo!
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Don't worry, Daddy. It'll be OK.
Oh, really? Who gonna save us?
One-eye? Lobster mooch? Drunken garbage can?
This sounds like a job for--
Lieutenant Kif Kroker!
Alright then.
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One year later, I gave Leela a diamond scrunchie and we were married.
One year later, I got beat up at a Neil Diamond concert by a guy named Scrunchie!
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