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Ow! My head is killing me. What happened? Was anybody hurt?
No, no, no, no, no, of course not. Nobody but you.
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Everyone's always in favour of saving Hitler's brain but when you put it in the body of a great white shark, ooh, suddenly you've gone too far.
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Hello, Philip. And you must be Mr. Bender. Philip's told me so much about you. Is it true that you're a robot?
I prefer the term "love machine".
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Do you have to shed your skin on the couch?
What do we live in, a zoo?
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And the grand prize winner ...the Hypnotoad.
All glory to the Hypnotoad.
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Goodbye, cruel world.
Goodbye, cruel lamp.
Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin ...and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords, cruel though they may be...
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Don't quote me regulations. I co-chaired the committee that reviewed the recommendation to revise the colour of the book that regulation's in.
We kept it grey.
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Hello. We've decided to work together.
Yeah, so did they.
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Gentlemen, I've completed my report on the crash.
Whoa! I'm not readin' that crap! Summarize it in one word.
Sabotage!
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I daresay, Fry may have discovered the smelliest object in the known universe.
Ooh! Ooh! Name it after me!
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