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Fry, you're wasting your life sitting in front of that TV. You need to get out and see the real world.
But this is HDTV. It's got better resolution than the real world!
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And while you're at it, un-blur your face.
Oh, man.
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Behold! The death clock.
Simply jam your finger in the hole and this read-out tells you exactly how long you have left to live.
Does it really work?
Well it's occasionally off by a few seconds. What with free will and all.
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When I screamed "help" I didn't mean you!
I apologise. However, I was able to do your job before I saved your life.
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Oh, put down the binoculars, Fry.
The wall of that strip club isn't going to collapse twice in one day.
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Wait, Mount Rushmore and the Leaning Tower of Pisa? I didn't know they were both in New York!
They are now. In the 2600's, New Yorkers elected a super-villain governor, and he stole most of the world's monuments.
Truly a great man. Look at him up there.
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I tossed a coin to pick my finish.
Foghat Gray.
Hey, bite my glorious golden ass.
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I can't just stand by and be silent about Bender anymore.
Silent? You've been meddling for two solid weeks.
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