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A precocious child, young Hubert learned to read while he was still in diapers -- at age 8.
#Futurama
Who are you, old man?
Name's Old Man Waterfall but most folks just call me "Old Man."
I'll never remember that.
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Cool! What's my job gonna be?
You will be responsible for ensuring that the cargo reaches its destination.
So, I'm gonna be a delivery boy?
Exactly!
Alright! I'm a delivery boy!
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I expect you'll want to see my angry, crotchety, grandpa discount card.
Sir, this card has expired.
But it's good for a lifetime.
Well, yours expired.
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A very Happy Birthday to #Futurama voice actor John DiMaggio!
@TheJohnDiMaggio
Will you be my friend?
Put it there, pal!
I meant your wallet.
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Space. It seems to go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and the gorilla starts throwing barrels at you.
And that's how you play the game!
You stink, loser!
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Well, well. This looks to be one disturbingly erotic date.
Half-date.
Waiter, bring us a bottle of wine.
Half-bottle.
And some oysters on the half-shell.
Quarter-shell.
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