Futurama Quotesさんのイラストまとめ

Good news! There's a report on TV with some very bad news.

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Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly?

To shreds, you say.

Well, how is his wife holding up?

To shreds, you say.

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Hey, what the hell are you doing with my head?

I need to tinker in it.

Why don't you just use a potted plant like Fry?

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I didn't come here to see any activity involving two guys. Where do you people do your erotic display?

Same place as your species: The beach!

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Enough talk. It's time for action. I move that everyone come to my apartment to snuggle my cat.

Second.

I move that your cat stinks and is ugly.

Second.

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Wait, Mount Rushmore and the Leaning Tower of Pisa? I didn't know they were both in New York!

They are now. In the 2600's, New Yorkers elected a super-villain governor, and he stole most of the world's monuments.

Truly a great man. Look at him up there.

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I'll have a look, but I remind you, I'm an expert on humans not robots.

I'm not Bender, I'm Fry.

Really? I though you were the robot.

Nope. Human.

Alright, alright, spare me your life story.

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I'm doing my job, there's Amy; I spend a few hours selecting a candy from the machine, there's Amy; I wake up the morning after sleeping with Amy, there's Amy!

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Have you any idea how it feels to be a fembot... living in a manbot's manputer's world?

What?

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Ow, it's hot. The butter in my pocket is melting!

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