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@SlayerDhark Glow Eye Man know what Grug mean. Glow Eye Man no trust oracle. Glow Eye Man smart.
Grug no trust new chieftain. New chieftain and oracle lied about old chieftain for 52 moon. Old chieftain right about new chieftain son pervert and keeper of cave wall wash off painting about it. Grug no get ward to protect against Bear Man curse. Grug want leave cave.
Japanese Ghost GF likes to surprise you.
Japanese Ghost GF jerks around and twitches a lot.
Japanese Ghost GF likes old school electronics.
Japanese Ghost GF already knows your phone number.
Japanese Ghost GF will cuddle you in seven days.
"Hey Eagle, can you take this magic ring to Mordor and throw it into the volcano?"
"You mean the one that's surrounded by thousands of orcs armed with bows and catapults, and guarded by immortal undead warriors riding flying Hell lizards?"
"Um, yeah?"
"Go fuck yourself."
You know that "let people enjoy things" comic?
Well, the insecure consoomers who use it to dismiss criticism of bad geek culture media probably don't know that it was originally written in defense of sports.
Also, the guy who drew it later drew a follow-up comic disavowing it.