Possum Reviewsさんのイラストまとめ

The trick to passing a drug test is to just not do drugs.

"Magic plant no addictive."

"When last time Grug go day no magic plant?"

"Grug no remember."

"Maybe Grug should no use magic plant. It no good for think meat."

"Grug need magic plant manage bad feel."

"But Grug no addicted?"

"No."

Grug buy expensive rock six moons ago. Rock do everything Grug need. Grug excited and obsessed with rock. Grug no can put rock down. Grug love and worship rock. Rock give life meaning. Best rock on market.

Fruit Man sell new rock now. Grug buy new rock. Old rock worthless.

@JonsLongs I did a search for "dear god man" and found some movie called "King of the Avenue" about some guy who sells his soul to the devil to become Miami's biggest drug lord, then has to escape a demon who looks like his step father played by Ving Rhames.

I'm gonna get a drink.

I wonder what popular big-budget movie this is aping.

Grug no want tribe think Grug poor. Grug spend all shell on overpriced pelt. Overpriced pelt no better than cheap pelt, but have designer mark. Grug owe Krunk big shell, but now Grug no look poor. Grug make good investment. Grug impress Ooga. Hope Ooga no ask for expensive meat.

"Grug watch shadow puppet show last night?"

"Grug no watch. Shadow puppet show go downhill since season three."

"Show big dumb last night. Bird Head Man fight mammoth and no use pointy stick."

"What he use?"

"Blunt rock tied to stick."

"Bird Head Man big dumb."

Grug give all Grug shell to Ooga. Ooga show Grug bunga but now Grug have no shell for cave. Grug will work hard to get more shell then give Ooga so Ooga show bunga to Grug again. Ooga will thank Grug and Grug no feel lonely for five minutes.

Ooga no can buy cave. Ooga not get enough shell from trace hand on cave wall. Ooga momma tell Ooga get real job poke big sloth with sharp stick. Ooga no want job. Ooga take off pelt for Grug. Grug give Ooga shell to look at Ooga bunga. Ooga no regret when get old.

@Gibus88871277 Yeah? Well, America tribe fat.