Rodney Dangerfieldさんのイラストまとめ

“My mother wasn’t too smart, I tell ya. She wouldn’t buy Christmas seals. She said she wouldn’t know what to feed them.”

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Try not reading this in Rodney’s voice.
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“Somebody step on a duck?” #TheArtofNoRespect (Artwork by @davidokeefeART)

“I tell ya, in Vegas you gotta go broke. They got slot machines all over. Even in supermarkets. I bought a container of milk—cost me $238.”

“What do ya say we bust up this joint?” #TheArtofNoRespect (Artwork by @davidokeefeART)

Forty years ago, Rodney Dangerfield stood in for one of the Avengers.

That time Rodney smoked a joint at the airport.
“I was sitting in an airport one time, waiting for my plane. There was no one around, so I lit up a joint. I was taking a few tokes from it, but no one noticed, because it was a busy place. Everything was cool—or so I thought.

“I tell ya, you know when you’re getting old. I joined a weightlifting class, they started me with balloons.”

Rodney Dangerfield & @CyndiLauper having some fun at the Grammys back in 1984.

“With me, nothing comes easy. I can't lose any weight. I tried jogging, I keep running into restaurants.”