Rodney Dangerfieldさんのイラストまとめ

“My mother wasn’t too smart, I tell ya. She wouldn’t buy Christmas seals. She said she wouldn’t know what to feed them.”

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Try not reading this in Rodney’s voice.
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“Somebody step on a duck?” #TheArtofNoRespect (Artwork by @davidokeefeART)

“I tell ya, in Vegas you gotta go broke. They got slot machines all over. Even in supermarkets. I bought a container of milk—cost me $238.”

“What do ya say we bust up this joint?” #TheArtofNoRespect (Artwork by @davidokeefeART)

Forty years ago, Rodney Dangerfield stood in for one of the Avengers.

That time Rodney smoked a joint at the airport.
“I was sitting in an airport one time, waiting for my plane. There was no one around, so I lit up a joint. I was taking a few tokes from it, but no one noticed, because it was a busy place. Everything was cool—or so I thought.

“I was an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.” (Illustration by Charlie Layton)

I tell ya, my wife’s a lousy cook...
(Illustration by @risarodil)

“Kids today got it too good. When I was a kid, I had it rough. Christmas, I got batteries, toys not included.”