Rodney Dangerfieldさんのイラストまとめ

“My ol’ man took me to a freak show. They said, ‘Get the kid outta here. He’s distracting from the show.’”

“I tell ya, when I was a kid I got no respect at all. The time I was lost on the beach, a cop helped me look for my parents. I said to him, ‘Do you think we'll find them?’ He said, ‘I don't know kid, there's so many places they could hide.’”

What a crowd. Rodney, @colbertlateshow, @TeamCoco, @StanleyKubrick and @desusandmero are duking it out for @TheWebbyAwards People's Voice Award. May the best man win. https://t.co/VU5WIVwxwg

“We were poor. On our #Christmas tree, we had no tinsel. We used to wait for Grandpa to sneeze.”

Rodney would have given this pencil sketch by @gregchapin one of these: 👌 #TheArtofNoRespect

.@davidokeefeART draws Al Czervik to a tee. #TheArtofNoRespect

“I took my wife out for #ValentinesDay. I made a toast, ‘To the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined in.” #NoRespect

“Last #Christmas I got no respect. I gave my kid a BB gun. He gave me a sweatshirt with a bullseye on the back.”

Happy Birthday, Rodney!
“What a childhood I had. Once on my birthday my ol man gave me a bat. The first day I played with it, it flew away.”

Rodney never did get around to teaching @billclinton how to inhale… #debatenight