Rodney Dangerfieldさんのイラストまとめ

“I was an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.” (Illustration by Charlie Layton)

“I told my doctor I want to get a vasectomy. He said with a face like mine, I don’t need one.” #TheArtofNoRespect (Artwork by K J Pesce)

I tell ya, my wife’s a lousy cook...
(Illustration by @risarodil)

“Kids today got it too good. When I was a kid, I had it rough. Christmas, I got batteries, toys not included.”

“My ol’ man took me to a freak show. They said, ‘Get the kid outta here. He’s distracting from the show.’”

“I tell ya, when I was a kid I got no respect at all. The time I was lost on the beach, a cop helped me look for my parents. I said to him, ‘Do you think we'll find them?’ He said, ‘I don't know kid, there's so many places they could hide.’”

What a crowd. Rodney, @colbertlateshow, @TeamCoco, @StanleyKubrick and @desusandmero are duking it out for @TheWebbyAwards People's Voice Award. May the best man win. https://t.co/VU5WIVwxwg

“We were poor. On our #Christmas tree, we had no tinsel. We used to wait for Grandpa to sneeze.”

“I was poor. On my birthday, my old man showed me a picture of a cake. I sat there all day trying to blow out the candles.” 🎂 Nov 22, 1921

Rodney would have given this pencil sketch by @gregchapin one of these: 👌 #TheArtofNoRespect