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.@davidokeefeART draws Al Czervik to a tee. #TheArtofNoRespect
“I took my wife out for #ValentinesDay. I made a toast, ‘To the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined in.” #NoRespect
“Last #Christmas I got no respect. I gave my kid a BB gun. He gave me a sweatshirt with a bullseye on the back.”
Happy Birthday, Rodney!
“What a childhood I had. Once on my birthday my ol man gave me a bat. The first day I played with it, it flew away.”
Rodney never did get around to teaching @billclinton how to inhale… #debatenight
If at first you don't succeed, go back to school. 🎓 https://t.co/qAOuYf7TsZ
(via @isthmus)
Wishing Rodney’s friend & fellow comedian @bobsaget the best of luck today on the @netflix premiere of @fullerhouse.
@DaRealPepa Oooh, baby, babyyyyy. A signed photo #ToSandy from the late great Rodney: https://t.co/NB4f4eDdWJ
@Bandygrass We’ve got a signed photo #ToSandy by the late great comedic legend: https://t.co/NB4f4eDdWJ