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BEING MY *hic* SHOWER BRUSH'S A *hic* TOUGH JOB 🧼
BUTT SOMEB-*hic* SOMEBODY'SSH GOTTA DO *hic* IT
THANKS @NastyFeathers 💛
SO I'M THE *hic* LIFE OF THE PARTY 🍻🎉
AN' @JACKALORIES IS THE, UH, OPPOSITE-OF-LIFE OF IT 🍴☠
SO WHAT'DYA 'SPECT TO HAPPEN IF WE GOT MIXED T'GETHER INTO ONE TALL, WIDE DRINK >:3
BETTER *hic* FETCH US 'NOTHER ROUND, UNLESSH Y'WANNA *hic* END UP A GARNISH LIKE THIS GUY, lol 🍸