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CALL ME *hic* DOUBLEWIDE 🍑🍑
'CAUSE YER *hic* NOT PASSIN' 'ROUND THISH ASS 🚚🏠🛣
🎨: @trinityfate62
ONE OF YOUSE SHHOULDA *hic* WARNT ME THAT BEER MAKES YA FAT 'FORE I DRUNK A WHOLE TANKER FULLA TH' SHTUFF
... WHOSHE BRAVE ENUFF TA CLIMB MT. RUMCHA N' TOP ME OFF? 🍺
🎨: @BootFromTV
WHO 💨 BWOOOOUUURPP 💨
I MEAN
WHO 💨 URRRRP 💨
...DID I EATS EVRRYONE, AGAIN 💦
🎨: @GramblesGallery
NO PANTS? NO PROBLEM. ITS BIG BOY SEASON. GET YOU ONE
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YANNO WHAT THEY SAY
YOU *hic* CAN TAEK THE FERRET OUTTA THE TUBE
BUT YA CANT... ACTSHUALLY... TAKE THE FERRRET OUTTA TH' TUBE?
HELP
🎨: @serpicocat