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SO I'M THE *hic* LIFE OF THE PARTY 🍻🎉
AN' @JACKALORIES IS THE, UH, OPPOSITE-OF-LIFE OF IT 🍴☠
SO WHAT'DYA 'SPECT TO HAPPEN IF WE GOT MIXED T'GETHER INTO ONE TALL, WIDE DRINK >:3
BETTER *hic* FETCH US 'NOTHER ROUND, UNLESSH Y'WANNA *hic* END UP A GARNISH LIKE THIS GUY, lol 🍸
FASHION TRENDS WITH RUMCHA ✨💅
IN 🔥: TF'ING YOUR BF'S INTO *hic* AN OUTFIT
OUT ❌: PANTS 👖
🐉👕: @HORNGRYBOY
👙🐺: @HORNGRYBOY
🐉🧦: @HORNGRYBOY
🎨: @DERGORB
[⚠️ #NSFW ⚠️]
TAKIN' MY *hic* PUPPPY @BEAKMAGIK FOR *hic* WALKIES
DON'T MIND 'EM, TY'S JUSHT *hic* TIPSY 🦌🥴
... TIPSY 'NUFF TO THINK THEY'RE *hic* MAKIN' OUT WITH 'EMSELVES 🍑💄💋
🎨: @DRUGGEDMEAT
SSHORRY I'M *hic* LATE TO 🎉MARDI GRAS🎉, I HAD TO *hic* TAKE MY PUPPY FOR A WALK 😔
SPEAKIN' O WICH, LEMME KNOW IF YOU *hic* SEE EM, I THINK THEY RAN OFF SOMEWEAR 🤔
🐕🦺: @beakmagik
🎨: @BootFromTV
PLAYIN' CALL OFF *hic* BOOTY WIFFTH MY *hic* #BOYFRIEND 💛 #MLG #GAMING 🎮
🦎💜: @horngryboy
🎨: @BootFromTV