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t-rex's "at a certain point we'll all die" line is MEANT to mean "eventually everyone dies" not "there will come a certain point where all us will die, together, cataclysmically" but look, we ALL accidentally foreshadow ALL THE TIME okay??
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Here's a sneak peek at four pages from our brand new FANTASTIC FOUR #1, coming out Nov 9th! The art's by @IbanCoelloSoria, the colours are by @aburtov, and words are by ME, only they didn't print any of them here. probably it's just an oversight. i won't take it personally
when you get a fancy enough pen you can't take it on an airplane because it'll explode. that's how you know it's really fancy. you gotta get INCONVENIENTLY fancy
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back to the future dodged this so narrowly, and you can find a deleted scene where marty's worried about going back to the future and finding out he's gay now. they cut it! PHEW
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in panel six, is t-rex talking about adding the feature to frankensteins from the story, or from real life? i'll never tell
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but by whom? listen. don't worry about it.
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bud for ONCE you're not replying to my every input with "PARITY ERROR"
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i wish i'd spent more time playing video games and i'm glad i spent the exact right amount of time winning arguments. well bye
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sorry civilization as a whole but honestly, come on with you
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SOMEONE is realizing HIS potential... for KILLING A CONVERSATION
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