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every relationship is different?? DANG MAN I WAS JUST GETTING GOOD AT MY CURRENT ONE
https://t.co/CWIAJhxo0L
the human population boom: best credited to antibiotics and better food and medicine... or to ancient dinosaurs prayers of MORE MEAT??
https://t.co/eo3I88adCg
Back in May my pal @TrinAndTonic found a squirrel in distress, nursed him overnight, named him Archie, and took him to a wildlife refuge in the morning. In return, he gave her fleas. <3
In Squirrel Girl #48 (out today!) the legend of Archie lives on https://t.co/a6IP9hWznR
as long as you promise not to look into this statement deeply, i would like to claim that i too came out rapping when i was born
https://t.co/hT6H4IJjrY
let my last word as an elderly senior citizen on my deathbed be this: byeeeee
https://t.co/ifsurIQszc
rt to save a life / passive-aggressively annoy that one family member who only contacts you when they want to recruit you for an exciting new opportunity in which you can get in on the ground floor
https://t.co/U0W0sj8J21
earth: pretty? this webcomic made out of neon green 90s clipart says: yep!!
https://t.co/9O4xYeq3xc
@neiltyson left image: yesterday's tweet
right image: today's tweet
the secret to utopia has been achieved!! don't tell anyone who sucks though, THEY'RE not invited
https://t.co/W0BxaMwA3F
A reminder in my calendar from a decade ago just popped up for tomorrow. It involves this comic from 2009:
https://t.co/I0gPzo8SHO
TIME TO PAY OFF WHAT PAST ME SET UP