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Round two
-Grick: Unnoticeable until you open your hideous barbed maw
-Cloaker: Soft but villainous, an evil blanket
-Troglodyte: Smelly, insufferable except to others as insufferable as you, aspires to be huge and lazy
-Modron: Can do at least one thing, unintentionally funny
Which unpopular D&D monster are you?
-Gelatinous Cube: Soft-spoken, tireless, always keeping to yourself
-Rust Monster: Destroys stuff just by touching it, no one’s happy to see you
-Otyugh: Greatest joy in life is eating trash
-Roper: Needy, awkward, looks kinda like poop
Nobody asked me, but here are my four #GamesOfTheDecade.
They are RPGs.
AND ONLY RPGs.
if you put all the different kinds of fish-people in D&D together you have the makings of a pretty good adventure and/or sitcom
I have a secret fondness for art of my characters eating food, and a not-so-secret fondness for @ironpinky’s amazing art. This illustration of Sal the Cacophony and the dubious dumplings is one of my very favorites.
Hags in DnD are cool because they just look like they’re having a blast whilst doing villainies
they are the monsters whose motivation is most often “because that shit was funny to me”
Owlbears are very cool because they are basically shrouded in mystery. Did a wizard create them? Are they some outcome of specific evolution?
there is no answer that doesn't end with "oh my god I'm being mauled by a bear and pecked by an owl at the same time" so no one asks