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When a small Twitter account picks a fight with a large one. https://t.co/5WPNa86jke
What if instead of working against the dinosaurs, we worked *with* them against a mutual enemy?
Your Turtle Guy can hook you up with a turtle you can hang out with all day.
(No fears—the turtle is not hurt and is returned safe and snug to its natural habitat afterwards.)
What turtle are you choosing?