Thinkwertさんのイラストまとめ

Working
together till
so we can get
just one
breakthrough
towards one another
and then, working
together till
we can get another one.

Odin embalmed the beheaded Mímir with special herbs and chanted magical songs over it to preserve it. He consulted the head in times of need, and it continued to dispense incomparable advice until Odin replaced it with an iPhone and Google search.

https://t.co/rTuqlxEAxW

Received these from a friend in Toronto this morning with the email caption “Come to Canada”

Then I’ll help you pull them up, Dad! https://t.co/nhZUJlwuH1

Wow, this blew up!

Getting a reply from an enormous account

Getting a retweet from an enormous account

Getting a hostile quote-tweet from an enormous account

Getting a follow-back from an enormous account

Sometimes a perfect joke tweet pops in your head, complete and whole and strong and needing no editing nor finessing, no need to be shuttled indefinitely to the drafts tab—it’s just born instantly perfectly funny and good.

(This tweet is not one of them.)