RegressCo H.R.さんのイラストまとめ

If a coworker offers you a lift to a meeting, maybe try and find a way that’s dignified for you both. That’s the face of someone who’s considering using VERY cold wipes the next time he changes you.

(Art by @LittleScoty27 )

HR is still determined to sort out a...more dignified way to get to and from meetings quickly. The leash is a no go (Forever. Never again. Not after the “ cute puppy out for a walk” incident) and the stroller, while nice, kept putting us to sleep.
(Art by @LittleScoty27 )

Sometimes it’s just better to lose the argument and skip getting that new laptop than it is to let certain office-dad “crushes” reveal themselves.

(Art by @LittleScoty27 , featuring @RegressCoLegal and @AceBunpup )

Regression In The Workplace: If you’ve regressed, maybe pick a new social role other than “office flirt”. It’s cute the first time, but if your best line is “I’m a cheap date, I eat off the kid’s menu.”, maybe stick to “office comedian” from now on.
(Art by @ArtistAkita)

Regression In The Workplace: The rumors about company-wide downsizing
have been confirmed as our action plan as a savings initiative. We're worried those words might be too big for some of you, so, our plan, simpler: "More playtime at home."
Art by @Kircai_Art , featuring Jake!

Regression In The Workplace: The inability to accurately measure by sight anymore is no excuse for pantsing your fellow regressees. Remember, they just got checked, so chances are you're next. They were at least clean, can you say the same?

Art by @Kircai_Art , featuring Ruka!

Regression In The Workplace: RegressCo has one of the best health and wellness programs in the country, with a near 0% total workforce who still smokes.

Our staff daycare might have a 6 month waitlist, but, you should be working anyways.

Art by @Kircai_Art , featuring overzen!

Regression In The Workplace: It doesn't matter how important Mr. Bear says that he observes your work today, leave him to keep an eye on your office. Some of your coworkers have started to complain about how critical he is...all of you should probably go check in with a nurse.