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Why when lightning strikes a corn field, it is not full of pop corn?
🤔 🌽➕⚡️🟰 🍿
I had a date last night and I really enjoyed it. So tonight I'm going to try a fig! 😋❤️
I heard they are finally making a movie about clocks. It's about time! 😋⏱️
This morning I said to myself: "Self". (and I knew it was me, 'cause I recognized my voice, and I wasn't wearing any pants!) "Today is going to be a good day!"
Good morning! 😋☀️
Good morning and happy Wednesday! Now give me your best gookie! 😵💫
I'd never thought I'd be the kind of person who would get up early in the morning to exercise. I was right! I'm on my way to get donuts for breakfast! 😋🍩
May your Fri-yay be Faboo!!! 🍩
Has anyone seen my jacket? It's white with sleeves that make you hug yourself and a cute belt. Ah, nevermind! Found it! 😜