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I was working in the garden for five hours today. 🌱🌿🌾 But I won't make gardener's jokes because they are too corny. 🌽
Tell me not to do something and I will do it twice... and take pictures! 😜📸
Things you can say in response to literally anything, when you have nothing else to say (7/13):
Things you can say in response to literally anything, when you have nothing else to say (2/13):
Got up this morning and ran around the block five times. Then I got tired, so I put the block back in the toy box. 😋
How many times do you have to tickle an octopus to make it laugh?
Ten-tickles!
😜🐙