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Today I went to a psychic. I knocked on her front door and she yelled: "Who is it?"
... so I left.
It's Friday. Any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window. 🍿🙃
I was gonna start dieting, but Halloween is coming up, then Thanksgiving and Christmas candy. Before you know it, it's BBQ season again and I'm not about to turn down a cheeseburger. 🥴🍔
If I won the award for laziness today, I would send somebody to pick it up for me. 🥴
Tuesday is one of the finest day of the week. Where you can relax and yet not relax too much. Do you like my new jacket?
I needed a midnight snack. I'm hyperglycemic. Now it's time to go to sleep! Goodnight you guys! Sweet dreams!
This weekend spend a day doing nothing. Let your mind wander; let nature entertain you; let stress go. Have a great weekend!