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"Put food in wok and stir fry the shit out of it; secret to cooking for basically just yourself" is my new cookbook. The pages are blank.
"Yo lady. Veggies r 👍 They help u 💩. They do other things, but I'm mostly an advocate for healthy 💩. K good talk" - woodland spirit 2017 🙂🌱💩
I wrote this whole thing that doesn't fit in twitter because twitter so... shameless cross linkage activate! https://t.co/uw6rGKjgJA
Don't fuck with Susan, she's all business 👿☠️😨 #doodle #girls #business #businesswoman
Not sure why I drew chainsaw girl, so all I got is this chainsaw joke: I lost my left side in a chainsaw accident, but I'm all right now 🌕🔪🌗
Vikings. Do people even read this stuff I write here? If I just string words together, would pizza dolphin justice officer?
"hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly" Langston Hughes best samurai 🗡🌊🤔