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aight look, we get it, pretty milfs
you're surprisingly very soft spoken
but your music tastes mIGHT SAY OTHERWISE...(?)
oversized sweaters are your shit
you refuse to hug distant relatives hello out of principle
you have no traumatic experiences with the elderly, surprisingly
probably a mighty good chance you're british
if not. you make fun of the british, a lot
you find true crime somewhat interesting
have some satanic cross/ritual instructions lying around your room somewhere
Nanu from USUM but ✨spicier✨
and you have no problem with that (dilfs ftw)
you probably have a huge preference for girls (bi/lesbian) but you make sOME EXCEPTIONS
you love dragon/Akuma aesthetics
wattpad/Kik was your sacred grounds in the 2014-2015 era
gen 8
you ABSOLUTELY love himbos
kinda fuckin' stupid yourself
babies and kids actually like you
you always have gum on you and share it w/ friends
you find MS paint memes funny
you're actually a hard worker
coUntRY BUMPKIN!
you're the kind to hug your friends in order to comfort them even if you're unsure of personal boundries
you're probably the youngest/only child
OH you have problems
and the daddy issues one is a huge low hanging fruit one but hey, what do you expect of me, cuz same
you've ran most of your life on some kind of caffine addiction
have some bad oral fixations
your nails are bitten down to stubs as a result
analytical af
you mained Gouken in Super Street Fighter IV or formers
invested in or used to be in WWE culture
probably liked one piece/one punch man
too emotionally detached to be in relationships
you're very into cats
'omg im so quirky eEEE'
you believed in the lavender town creepypasta bullshit back in the day and had nightmare about it
there's probably something wrong with you
you collected or wanted pokemon cards
you also like digimon and yu-gi-oh
you've never ridden a rollarcoaster
sometimes, just SOMETIMES, you're mentally sane
you were raised in the middle of no where
you played one of those games on your phone where you managed farming back in the day - like citytopia or some bullshit
you dont exersize for the life of you
you probably cant cook for shit