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dad bods are dad goals you've probably considered learning russian you have a fear of swallowing pills huge chances your a taurus or pisces
GO GO GADGET- oh wait you love mechas and gundams probably watched inazuma eleven back in the day lowkey hyperfixates on one Final Fantasy game you had a weird fascination with boogers and such
look, we get it, it's mommy issues season gothic make up but make it ✨pretty ✨ you probably cosplay cave story was your shit back in the day
literally do y'all fuckin' exist? you believe santa is still real you swore by toy story growing up you lose your toe nail clippers every single time
you absolutely swear by the anime Keijo want a woman/man who can beat your ass you've tried persona royale ONCE probably anemic as fuck
(gen 6) foot fetish you simp for huge forehead softies i.e, haru from persona 5, probably you considered taking psychology but you're someone with unresolved parental issues
without posting your age, post your first anime crushes, *oh boy* I HAD A TYPE— https://t.co/Jl5xnh8JZt
Mom: ‘Your sweet tooth is the reason your acne is so bad!’ Me: ‘Yeah, also that I have hormonal acne? Ever thought about that?’ Mom: ‘Just shut up and don’t talk!’ Me: ‘I’m just correcting you-‘ Mom; *Repeats previous line, slowing down car threatening to make me walk home*
might have fallen in love for himbos or you have some pretty vanilla taste you like sugary drinks/alcohol probably used to be a gym buff but you quit your favorite ice cream flavor is probably chocolate
i dont think id like you as a person you have a really weird fascination with girls that are crazy and want them to step on you youre stubborn as fuck holy hell you've taken stupid/risky dares as a choice. not a threat.