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literally do y'all fuckin' exist?
you believe santa is still real
you swore by toy story growing up
you lose your toe nail clippers every single time
you absolutely swear by the anime Keijo
want a woman/man who can beat your ass
you've tried persona royale ONCE
probably anemic as fuck
(gen 6)
foot fetish
you simp for huge forehead softies
i.e, haru from persona 5, probably
you considered taking psychology
but you're someone with unresolved parental issues
without posting your age, post your first anime crushes, *oh boy* I HAD A TYPE— https://t.co/Jl5xnh8JZt
Mom: ‘Your sweet tooth is the reason your acne is so bad!’
Me: ‘Yeah, also that I have hormonal acne? Ever thought about that?’
Mom: ‘Just shut up and don’t talk!’
Me: ‘I’m just correcting you-‘
Mom; *Repeats previous line, slowing down car threatening to make me walk home*
might have fallen in love for himbos
or you have some pretty vanilla taste
you like sugary drinks/alcohol
probably used to be a gym buff but you quit
your favorite ice cream flavor is probably chocolate
i dont think id like you as a person
you have a really weird fascination with girls that are crazy and want them to step on you
youre stubborn as fuck holy hell
you've taken stupid/risky dares as a choice. not a threat.
you love male tsundere characters or softies
also, youre a writer/analyst
sometimes, you cry in your sleep
you collected caterpillars and flies as a kid
if you try deny to me you are not even remotely closely into dilfs or pro wrestlers in any capacity, you are lying
youre actually rather a huge softie inside
you play dead by daylight, probably
probably into tight bodices/gymnastics attire
youre like small and cute things
youre FUCKING LOUD BRO CHILL