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dfkjhdgkjh if the doombots in this town are the first ever made, per canon, that means he made them in college or around then😭 AND THEY'RE STILL PROGRAMMED TO JUMP REED AND SUE?? doom so pressed that reed moved on to a blonde woman he put his hateful ex thoughts into his robots
this dichotomy is actually so funny to me. it's giving "i stand by my cancelled malewife"
DKFJHKGJH HELPPPP HIM LEAVING A GIANT CRATER IN NEW YORK???? reed is so valid actually. war criminal king. we should all support him in his choices
@hellotraincat dskjfhgjkh literally so iconic of him. remember the defalco f5 AU doom forced him to choose bwn all of new york and shooting the kids into orbit. need this but as a happily mutual joint venture in 616 to free us of slott run detritus
LITERALLY pussy put his ass to sleep, now he calling me nyquil
@punknameisjeff @reedcarer Claremont actually has this one exiles AU where reedsue are like this separated couple and sue is a villainess in green who wants to CONQUER THE WORLD and Reed’s her hero ex and Val is their daughter and she dresses like a princess like…. Like hello…. Doom and sue are the same
doom causing a scene right outside sue's hairstylist appointment and interrupting her in the middle of getting her hair done is honestly one of the unintentionally funniest, stupid petty things he's done LMAO