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Gonna be playing some Turtles with my brother in a little under a half-hour. I hope you come and check us out :)
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I traveled back in time to the night Lincoln was at that theater, but I was one town over and couldn't find a horse in time and I ran out of time travel juice after I came back. I'm really sorry I totally blew it this time.
Comic 294
by @JosefSchwem & me
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I saw a really green banana and did a doubletake at the supermarket and smashed my shopping cart into a baby. I asked the mom why she put the baby on the floor but she just called the FBI and they whispered spells at me. Sorry
Comic 293
by @JosefSchwem & me
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I went to the grocery store and bought a bunch of grapes to stomp with my feet to make wine, but I just ended up making a mushy red mess on the carpet. I tried to get the cats to eat it but they just farted on me. Sorry.
Comic 289
by @JosefSchwem & me
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I was training in The Hyperbolic Time Chamber for a few years straight just to see if a human could go Super Saiyan 2, but in the end I only went Super Saiyan -4. That's the one where you just cry a lot. Sorry.
Comic 288
by @JosefSchwem & me
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I sold twelve live leopards to a man named Leopard McKissingson. I did a background check on him, but all I could find was a picture of him kissing leopards in a non-weird manner. I guess he's okay but I miss my leopards.
Comic 287
by @JosefSchwem & me