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PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I asked the restaurant for no utensils when I ordered takeout, but they gave them to me anyway, so I gave the utensils to a man in need. Hmm. I'm actually not sorry about this one. Happy Mother's Day.
Comic 284
by @JosefSchwem & me
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I told my mom I'm coming over for Mother's Day, but it's really gonna be a stranger I tape a paper plate with my face drawn on it to his face. Sorry, Mom. I gotta play Final Fantasy X and eat churros in my undies.
Comic 283
by @JosefSchwem & me
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I threw a train into the sun thinking the sun would explode and it would give us nice and cool weather but it didn't work even though the train was full of gasoline. Sorry.
Comic 282
by @JosefSchwem & me
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I told my cat that she could hang out in the dryer if she promised not to turn it on and spin around, but she did it anyway and lied to me, so I threw her in liar's jail, but it turns out there's no such thing. It was cat jail
Comic 281
by @JosefSchwem & me
Some old It Hurts art that me and @Grailytoast did a while ago for a Christmas giveaway thingie :)
Hi folks! Please Forgive Me is going on break yet once again. Isn't that AWESOME?! I've gotta chill a bit, do taxes, play video games, and replenish the comic buffer. Thank you for reading and as always, thank you for your Patience.
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I went to church for confession, and my sins were so boring that the priest fell asleep and started snoring and farting and talking in his sleep about how much I stuck. Sorry.
Comic 280
by @JosefSchwem & me
@SanssouciArt @JosefSchwem It started as a bit of my patented doublewrench humor, but since tattoos are permanent, I kept having to draw a wrench on her arm.