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PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!

While at church last Sunday, I forgot to wear my suit and tie and instead I wore my Fred Flintstone costume and carried in a big club. While taking communion I said "yabba dabba doo" instead of "amen." Sorry.

Comic 277
by @JosefSchwem & me

PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!

I was talking to Sauron last night and he kept trying to figure out if I knew this one hobbit, but I kept talking to him about the Streets of Rage game series and I bored him so much that he cried. Sorry, Sauron. So sorry.

Comic 276
by @JosefSchwem & me

PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!

I was walking around town with my rake looking for leaves to rake but they were all attached to trees. Every single one of them. There wasn't a single leaf on the ground that needed to be raked. It made me barf. Sorry.

Comic 274
by @JosefSchwem & me

found this lovely image on google this morning while trying to find out if elsa is gay

PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!

I faxed both Disney and Pixar to complain that there isn't enough representation in their movies and they asked me what kind of representation I was hoping for and I drew a picture of it and got arrested five times. I'm sorry.

Comic 273
by @JosefSchwem & me

PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!

I've been hunting tornados like in that movie Twister, and I got sucked up into one along with a cow, so I milked the cow and threw the milk in the exact opposite direction of the cyclone and I stopped the tornado. I'm sorry.

Comic 272
by @JosefSchwem & me

PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!

I thought I taught my cats how to say one word in English, but I guess "meow" is technically a cat word. I'm sorry. Plus, I didn't teach them how to say "meow." They came with that word already built in. Sorry.

Comic 271
by @josefschwem & me

PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!

I went to Will Smith and asked him to grant me 3 wishes, but he assured me that not only is he not a genie in real life, but Robin Williams did a better job being a genie, but he was also not a real genie either. I'm sorry.

Comic 270
by @JosefSchwem & me

PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!

I ran out of lettuce leaves for my salads, so I'm just going to have to replace them with shells and sand. My doctor told me to do that. I'm sorry. Sorry that hermit crab is my doctor.

Comic 269
by @JosefSchwem and me