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PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I jumped into a big green pipe to see if it would take me to a dark room with floating pennies, but nope! I just got scraped up real bad, my knee don't work, and I landed in sewer goop. Sorry!
Comic # 206
By @JosefSchwem and me
https://t.co/fNFpdk2eFU
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I was riding a horse to the fire station to report a dry tree near a trail of gas that was near a lit cigarette, but I ran out of carrots to feed the horse to make it run fast, so the tree exploded :(
COMIC # 205
by @JosefSchwem & me
https://t.co/fNFpdk2eFU
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I spilled a bunch of hot sauce into a tornado and it just flung it all around and it got in everyone's eyes and they all screamed and their screams went into the tornado etc I'm sorry!
COMIC # 204
by @JosefSchwem and me
https://t.co/fNFpdk2eFU
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I was riding my skateboard down a steep hill and a pebble stopped my skateboard and I went flying and crashed through a supermarket window and ate all the bananas again. I'm sorry!
COMIC # 203
by @JosefSchwem and me
https://t.co/fNFpdk2eFU
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I went into the ocean and kept swimming north so I could get to The North Pole so I could find some penguins and I got really cold and froze into a big ice cube. Sorry!
COMIC # 201
by @JosefSchwem and me
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I rammed my car into an Italian restaurant and a bunch of pasta flew into my mouth and I ate it and it gave me the power to come up with a good lie for wrecking the place and I got away with it! Sorry!
NEW COMIC: https://t.co/pldNVScgkA
by @JosefSchwem & me
Please Forgive Me will be coming back Monday 2/15/21 with at least 5 new comics that will update Mondays & Fridays :)
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I ate a bunch of ghosts that were haunting my dad's shed and now I can float! I guess I'm part ghost now and I guess I'm really sorry about that or something. God bless!
NEW COMIC: https://t.co/Z1ETLMXQf6
by @JosefSchwem & me
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I accidentally found $1,000,000 in cash in the dumpster near my apartment and just threw it all out again because I forgot what money is. Oopsie! Boy do I feel like a dope!
NEW COMIC: https://t.co/WH78Z0Syze
by @JosefSchwem & me