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PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I saw a ghost when I was walking through the cemetery and forgot to feed it ghost food and gave him ghoul food instead. It got sick, so I had to take it to the ghost veterinarian. Sorry!
Comic # 217
by @JosefSchwem & me
https://t.co/fNFpdk2eFU
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I drank five thousand Gatorades thinking the electrolytes would give me electricity-related powers, but instead I only gained the power to levitate 1cm off the ground. Sorry!
Comic # 216
by @JosefSchwem and me
https://t.co/fNFpdk2eFU
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I tried to make my own Ruffles by sticking a potato in a crimping iron, but I stuck my fist in there instead and now my whole apartment smells like burnt idiot. Sorry!
Comic # 215
by @josefschwem and me
https://t.co/fNFpdk2eFU
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I have no funny joke today. I went to the doctor and he told me if I keep being funny, my head is going to start leaking purple goop! Oh wait a minute. That wasn't a doctor. That was a CLOWN! Sorry.
Comic # 216
by @JosefSchwem and me
https://t.co/fNFpdk2eFU
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I thought it might be cool to summon a bunch of demons to have them do my bidding, but they just kept stealing chocolate. I would've paid for most of it! Sorry!
Comic # 213
by @JosefSchwem and me
https://t.co/fNFpdk2eFU
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I ran into this kid Charlie Bucket and thought he would know where to find some buckets but he was just clutching on to this golden piece of paper. I tripped on a banana and ate it. Sorry, Bucket!
Comic # 212
by @JosefSchwem & me
https://t.co/fNFpdk2eFU
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I just drank a Yoo-Hoo and simultaneously tried to get someone's attention by shouting "yoo hoo!" and then a portal opened up and all these monsters spilled out and now we're F'd. Sorry!
Comic # 211
by @JosefSchwem & me
https://t.co/fNFpdk2eFU
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I tried to juice banana chips and it just made banana dust, so I put the banana dust in an urn and went to the Pacific Ocean and dumped it out. Rest in peace. Sorry!
Comic # 210
by @JosefSchwem and me
https://t.co/fNFpdk2eFU
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I wore Goku's gi just to see if anyone would mistake me for Goku and call me "Mr. Sexy Suave Strong Saiyan" but this alien just kept going "ho ho ho" while hurling big red energy balls at me. Sorry!
Comic # 209
by @JosefSchwem and me
https://t.co/fNFpdk2eFU
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I can't stop throwing garbage in the garbage can! I know that's where it's supposed to go, but the sheer amount I'm putting in this one can is insane! I'm even stealing garbage from the dump! Sorry!
COMIC # 208
by @JosefSchwem & me
https://t.co/fNFpdk2eFU