Grant Howittさんのイラストまとめ

SPRITE

You have to wonder why they put Sprites in the MM; they do 1 damage per attack, have 2 hit points, and you could probably end up killing them accidentally by sitting on them or some shit. Same goes for the act of lovemaking. 6/10

GYNOSPHINX

Cool hair, but she seems entirely done with this shit. I’m just imagining her looking at my naked form like that, and it doesn’t feel good. 6/10

ANDROSPHINX

FUCK YEAH. Like grown-up Simba from the Lion King, but with jewelry and dope-ass wings. I’ll say it: Lions, especially this one, are handsome. 9/10

SCARECROW

Not exactly a looker, but easily modifiable with the addition or subtraction of straw, cloth, etc. 3/10

SALAMANDERS

These dudes are “living forges,” inflicting 2D6 fire damage on anyone within 5ft, so one can only imagine the damage it’d do to your bits. 2/10

QUAGGOTH

Underground cannibal yetis. Kind of into the overall bigness. Their shamans are called “Quaggoth Thonot,” which is a stupid name and loses them points. 5/10

PIXIE

On the plus side: conventionally attractive. However, she’s less than a foot tall, so… I dunno. Maybe get me a shrinking spell? Or her a growing spell. Anyway, too much work. 7/10

PIERCER

… Nah. 0/10

PERYTON

Woah! Lots going on with this guy. Horns? Multicoloured wings? Deer face? Love it. However: they have to pluck out and eat a human heart before they fuck. Hard to manage. 3/10

OTYUGH

Hard to pronounce and harder to spell, the otyugh lives in gross piles of rotting garbage. I can’t imagine that they even fancy *each other,* let alone getting my head around inter-species romance. 0/10