Grant Howittさんのイラストまとめ

MUMMY

Jeez, this isn’t even a fresh-looking *mummy.* Standard attack is a “rotting fist” which curses you to turn to dust. All round, not a fun sexual experience. 1/10

MODRON

Modrons are jolly little cogfairies and broadly incapable of independent thought, which puts us back into over-complicated fleshlight territory. Cute though. 3/10

MIND FLAYER

Ultimate doms, in that they seem to have psychically enslaved half of the races in this goddamn book. However: they take orders from giant brains, and there’s no room for a lover in that relationship. 5/10

WEREWOLF

This one’s got a face like a Buffy vampire and a ratty old toga. Wereboar’s got a whole fashion line going on, mate! Get your act together. 4/10

WERERAT

You’d think that the wererat would have a tail, wouldn’t you? Maybe it’s stuck in those trousers. Bit skinny for me, also doubtlessly riddled with disease. 3/10

LIZARDFOLK

This Lizard can Folk me for as long as he wants, if you know what I mean! Positives: stacked, cool head ridge, can hold his breath for “15 minutes.” Negatives: cloaca. 6/10

LAMIA

“Lamia” also refers to a woman made from a shitload of beetles in disguise, so at least this kind has a cool lion-style undercarriage. Could ride her around the countryside for picnics. Nice. 7/10

KRAKEN

I’m not one to body-shame, as this list should prove, but there’s just too much of the Kraken to know what to do with. Sorry, Kraken. Doubt you’d notice me anyway. 1/10

HYDRA

Got to presume that each of the heads has a different personality, likes, dislikes, dreams, turn-ons, etc. Exhausting. 2/10

HARPY

I love a woman who can sing, and harpies are famous for that, so points there. Hands and feet are claws, but aside from that, weirdly hot. Maybe I’ve been doing this for too long. 8/10