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sometimes you make yourself a mermaid for mermay https://t.co/gDrYF5DmxF
here's Peter picking children up by the back of their shirts like kittens by the scruff because I enjoy it
I'll just leave these much better Spider-Man's teaching career panels here, judgmentally https://t.co/EzkqQgZAzS
golden retriever Johnny rights 😌 anyway I support these little murderous debutantes
you ever like, get really sad about Liz in high school and how later on she'll be depicted as someone who is really trying to escape this smothering little box she feels trapped in and how she thinks Peter is the key to that
He's SO cute :( "I've always dreamed of fighting by your side" and "I saw my idol in action! He even spoke to me!"
meanwhile Liz is like "oh gee Peter do you think you could tutor me in science 😘" sending the point home that her and Flash's high school relationship was just them chasing after the same boy in different outfits