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“@saraharlen just passed a camel. We're in the Alps! WTF?!?” #Irkafirka10
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“@TonyCowards
The best advice Einstein ever gave me was, "Never cat sit for Erwin Schrödinger”.” #Irkafirka10
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“@DJWarburton First flies, then bees and multitudes of nameless flying bug things, now it's bats. Herds of bison next? Or chimps? Or llamas?” #irkafirka10
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“@rufous
Seen at coffee: a baby that looked like a small beluga whale in a ginger wig.” #irkafirka10
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“@laverneshow
I saw some incredible things yday. Why, then, is the image of the fattest man I have ever seen riding a motorbike the image that lingers?” #irkafirka10
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“@Mummy_Fitz
Anyone want to burn their laundry with me & @LorraineM81, just let me know. Ta.” #irkafirka10
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“@craftsville
well from the strange growling noises going on here either its lunch time or there is a tiger hiding under the sofa…” #irkafirka10
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“@clickting How late is too late to change a cat's name?” #irkafirka10
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@coolant_bowser
“@iamdanw Keep finding slugs in my flat. The robotics lab has a slug hunting robot that is powered by digesting slugs…” #irkafirka10
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“@MalawiDave
My arms are very heavy because I have lots up my sleeves!” #irkafirka10
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