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“@CraggleRockTM
Just saw an old man riding a bike with music speakers tied to the handle bars! Priceless!” #irkafirka10
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“@itchforkitsch
maybe I should paint smiley faces on my toenails so that Woodlice will think that there is a crowd of 10 friendly people approaching them.” #irkafirka10
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“@emirrelevant
My head feels full of sponges. Clear out you damned aquatic beasts that I may think and achieve stuff!!” #irkafirka10
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“ @robbie_porter
just saw a monk littering... what's the world coming too?” #irkafirka10
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“@acarboni
I can't find my nose hair trimmer. I am rocking this terrible squid nose.” #irkafirka10
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“@Reeb1981 God I love my dictionary. I'd like to carry it round with me and take it out for a beer or two on special occasions” #irkafirka10
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“@dansumption
Got a feeling these greenfly are going to rule the world within another day or two. Where are all the killer ladybirds when you need em?” #irkafirka10
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“@Nicksy1719
Rock climbing daughter still struggling to get out of bed” #irkafirka10
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“@bubblybex
I might come back as a cow with a fan attached to my ass so I don't miss any fecker #afteridie” #irkafirka10
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#Irkafirka10 “ @simonplotkin
I have bought the best sausages and I am damn well going to eat them.”
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