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What do you call Apple's new invention for Pirates?
The iPatch!
#pirate #pirates #piratelife #piratecosplay #piratejoke #piratejokes #pirateart #appleiphone #apple #AppleTech #ipatch #eyepatch #jokesforkids #dadjokes #kidsjokes #jokesoftheday #jokesfordays #artforkids
What do pirates do in their spare time?
They make arrrrrrt!
#piratejokes #piratejoke #pirate #pirates #piratelife #pirateart #funnyjokes #dadhumor #funnyquote #funnyjoke #funnydrawing #jokesfordays #jokesoftheday #kidsjokes #jokesforkids #artforkids #dadjokes #kidsart
What did one bee say to the other?
I love bee-ing with you!
#valentine #valentines #valentineday #valentines2022 #bee #beeart #beedrawing #bumblebee #bumblebees #insectart #jokesforkids #dadjokes #kidsjokes #jokesfordays #jokesoftheday #artforkids #funnydrawing #funnyjokes
Where did the hamburger take their Valentine on a date?
To the meatball!
#food #foodie #foodjokes #valentine #valentineday #jokesforkids #besthamburger #jokesforkids #dadjokes #jokesoftheday #artforkids #funnydrawing #dancing
How does cupid deliver Valentine's all over the world?
On an arrow-plane!
#cupid #cupidsbow #cupidsarrow #Valentines #valentines #valentineday #valentinesday2022 #cupidart #dadjokes #kidsjokes #jokesfordays #jokesoftheday #artforkids #funnydrawing
What did one olive say to another on Valentine's Day?
Olive you!
#valentinesdayjoke #valentinesday #valentinesday2022 #valentine #valentines #oliveyou #olive #oliveart #dadjokes #kidsjokes #funnyquote #foodjokes
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon!
#fruitjoke #watermelon #cantaloupe #foodart #cannonball #poolparty #makemelaugh #bestjokes #funnyquote #funnydrawing #artforkids #jokesoftheday #jokesfordays #kidsjokes #dadjokes
What do you call young avocados?
Avo-kiddos!
#foodjokes #avocado #avocados #avocadoart #dadhumor #haha #makemelaugh #bestjokes #funnyquote #funnydrawing #artforkids #jokesoftheday #jokesfordays #kidsjokes #dadjokes
Why do hamburgers fly south for the winter?
So they won't freeze their buns!
#buns #foodjokes #winterjokes #food #foodmemes #hamburger #cheeseburger #dadhumor #haha #makemelaugh #bestjokes #funnyquote #funnydrawing #artforkids #jokesoftheday #jokesfordays #kidsjokes #dadjokes
What do you call it when Santa claps his hands?
Santapplause!
#dadhumor #haha #makemelaugh #funnyquote #bestjokes #funnydrawing #artforkids #jokesoftheday #jokesfordays #kidsjokes #dadjokes #Christmas #christmasjokes #santa #santaclaus #santadrawing #roundofapplause