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Why did the leprechaun turn down a bowl of soup? He already had a pot of gold!
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What type of bow cannot be tied? A rainbow! #dadjoke #funniesttweets
What would you get if you crossed a vegetable with our first president? George Squashington!
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Where did George Washington buy his hatchet? At the chopping mall!
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What did the lime say to the other lime on Valentine's day? Lime yours! #ValentinesDay #funniesttweets #dadjokes #joke
What kind of pictures do Christmas elves take most?
ELFies!
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What happened when the clam went to the gym?
It pulled a mussel!
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How do cows stay up to date?
They read the Moo-spaper!
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What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
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What's a pirate's favorite letter?
You think it's 'R,' but it's actually the 'C!'
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