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Please Forgive Me!!!
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Rescue my three Pomeranians from the volcano and I'll teach you the song that summons unlimited breadsticks to any table. Soup is still extra though.
Please Forgive Me!!!
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If you collect all 17 Solarian Hypercrystals you'll be able to enter "HYPER MODE" and become super strong and invulnerable to damage. But that won't bring her back.
PLEASE. FORGIVE ME!!!
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The woodlands are infested with neophyte adventurers slaughtering octosquirrels by the thousands! Return to me with EIGHT (8) adventurer skins and I will reward you with ONE (1) octosquirrel seed.
Please, Forgive Me!!!
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Oh, dear wanderer, dost thou grow weary from thy long journey? Hath the millstone of fate ground thy spirit low? Perchance a premium battle pass (14.95, down from 29.95) could free thee from thy burden?
Please Forgive Me!!!
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Sillyrail has violated the agreement. The Goofery Express completely circumvents and threatens the continued existence of Wackytown. Steal some dynamite and destroy their bridge. For extra points, wait until a train is on it.
Please Forgive Me!!!
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Ms. Hippo refuses the entreaties of the Zooville HOA and insists on growing a non-approved grass type on her lawn. It is time for her to pay the price. Please deliver this "package" to her and quickly retreat.
Please Forgive Me!!!
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Cinderclaw, leader of the Fire Tiger tribe, has made moves indicating a desire to reconcile with the ice wolves. For obvious reasons we cannot allow this to happen. Enclosed, please find a rifle and a map. Don't let us down.
PLZ4GIVEME!!!
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PART 1/28 (I am tweeting as fast as I can SO SORRY!)
PLEASEFORGIVEME!!!
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SLAY FIFTEEN ICE ELVES AND RETURN TO ME AND I SHALL GIFT YOU ALL THE RICHES OF HEAVEN
PLEASE Forgive Me!!!
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I'll give you a shiny emerald the size of a monkey's brain if you can correctly solve these three expert-level sudoku puzzles. If you fail, however... well I'm afraid I'll be turning you into a pillar of salt.