josefschwem.bsky.socialさんのイラストまとめ

please forgive me!!!
(art by @gobolatula)

A wizard stole my peaches! Without my peaches I cant make my famous banana peach pie! Please, dear traveler, could you retrieve my (5) peaches? I'm afraid the only award I can offer is a slice of my famous banana peach pie!

Please forgive, me!!!
(art by @gobolatula)

Everything just gets worse whenever I use my time machine so I decided to go back to before I bought it and stop myself. So... I kinda broke the universe into a billion vibrating space shards and free will doesn't exist anymore. Sorry!

PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
(art by @gobolatula)

After accidentally killing julius caesar I wanted to make sure I didnt get a bad reputation so long story short I accidentally stabbed shakespeare 23 times. luckily I had all his plays on my phone so I gave them to this francis bacon guy

PLEASE, forgive me!!!
(art by @gobolatula)

Look, I'm not gonna lie to you. When messing around time traveling I accidentally helped stab Julius Caesar. I don't think that really changed anything. Pretty sure he would've died from the other 20 dudes stabbing him. Still...

PFM!!!
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Hey remember how I accidentally sunk the island utopia of Atlantis? Well while TRYING to fix THAT blunder... I accidentally made it so all the prehistory super-civilizations were just legends and allegory and turned history boring. Sorry.

Please, forgive me!!!
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Okay, I'm not saying Atlantis: The Lost Empire was bad, just that it wasnt up to the quality of the previous films from the studio and was a marked turning point for--"Dinosaur (2000)"? Oh yeah I guess I forgot about that one, my bad.

PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!

After causing the K-T extinction event last week (See: PFM last week) I've been trying to figure out how to reverse the "hairy" situation we all find ourselves in. But all I ended up doing was sinking atlantis and indirectly inspiring a steampunk disney film

Please Forgive Me!!!

I tried to use my time machine (See: PFM Tweet, June 8th) to go back and fix the whole "internet" fiasco but somehow I ended up changing it so the dominant intelligent species on earth is descended from smelly apes!!! I'm trying to fix it but I'm sorry!

Please Forgive Me!!!

After accidentally time traveling to Napoleonic France I had a few saucy dalliances and long story short I think I caused the UltraNet to be replaced with something 50% worse called "the InterNet???" So sorry!

some good faces in this one by @gobolatula

Please Forgive Me!!!

I thought it would be good if I was able to imitate @gobolatula's gimmick for these posts but when it came time to write one I couldn't think of anything goofy to say! Sorry!