//=time() ?>
Did...did I beat this dude so bad he turned into a ghost?
(Unless Jessie and James are ever confirmed as player-characters, in which case, Shut Up And All Take My Money)
“So Brock, what’ve you been up to these past seven years?”
“Oh, you know, just spending time with my siblings, going to vet school - AND GETTIN SWOLE.”
Mimikyu’s cosplay got busted so Jessie took it shopping and, why yes, it IS exactly as good as you'd expect
H-hey, Monkey’s Paw? When I said I missed the old running gag where James's Pokemon loved him so much they kept trying to eat him, THIS WAS NEITHER THE “LOVE” NOR THE “EAT” I HAD IN MIND
Every time I see an image of Obstagoon I immediately hear Justin McElroy's soundboard screaming "TORONTO!"