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Ninja Death!
Ninjas were avoiding death and mortal wounds so succinctly that a new Death needed to be manifested! Armed with half a dozen swords of ninja-slaying +4, this exhausted entity has had to work double time to send those pesky ninjas into the afterlife! #characterdesign
Motorbite!
Fearsomely fanged with a pull-start face, this savage vampire has developed a taste for the mechanical! Able to bite right through the thickest steel with his pnuematic mouth, Motorbite is always hungry and here to drain diesel and gorge on gasoline! #characterdesign
Astrogus!
Armed with his trusty rocket gun and jump-suit, this armed asparagus tackles cosmic tyrants and interspatial anomalies alike! In hopes of discovering other heroic vegetables, Astrogus plans on using his remaining 3 jumps in his suit to take him to the furthest reaches!
The Nunchucked Man!
After being bonked by the enchanted chucks, this street tough transformed into the most unorthodox brawler in the city! Powerful forces transmogrify everything inorganic he bonks into some type of nunchaku, making everything he does dangerous! #characterdesign
Deepsbane!
It's the crusher of the kraken, the lancer of leviathans, Deepsbane the Slaughterer of the Seas! Clad in the remains of the hunt, this obsessive captain defends against the ocean and fights back the brutal abyss along with his tentacle friend; Skewer! #characterdesign
Grimshot!
Stuffed with straw and exploding out of coffins, this spooky scarecrow brings his catacomber gun and shovel-chucks everywhere! Only able to dispense justice on hallowed ground, Grimshot makes sure his Graveyard Garrison is always at hand when on patrol! #characterdesign
The Restler!
The deepest sleep results in the most destructive blows from this comatose combatant! Wielding the dream-powered Night Club, this dozing ogre naps his way through the battle field while his snores sear into the souls of all who oppose his shut-eye! #characterdesign
The Poured Sword!
Festering in a bucket from a brutal curse, this bubbling blades-man liquidated in waiting for the right time to be spilled. Once tipped onto the floor he became the viciously viscous avenger! And with his spoon-blade, soon set forth for revenge! #characterdesign
The Swordmonster!
Covered in fur and scales, with claws and teeth of iron! This beastly blade master wields the Legend-Maker Sword! A weapon that is powered by renown and transforms the wielder literally into all the exaggerations being told throughout the land! #characterdesign
The Time Butcher!
With the ability to slay through time, the Time Butcher uses his chrono-sword to slash through moments and attack the very fabric of history! Ancient battles can be swayed easily with a quick visit from this fearsome fencer if the time is right! #characterdesign