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Steve the Cleaver!
The cleaver of the streets is here! This mysterious alleyway warrior arms himself with a pneumatic boot knife and a patented "Sandman" blackjack. It'll be lights out when this bright booted brawler brings his bladed kicks into the back alley! #characterdesign
Pluck the Grappling Hawk!
Poor Pluck! Accused of countless atrocities, his wings were clipped and contour feathers torn out! How will this birdman ever take to the skies again? Perhaps he can brutally catch a passerby with a cruel hook-reel and soar once more? #characterdesign
Rebel Whitebird!
It's the waddled warrior, screaming his weaponized mating call throughout the world! With his sonic-pauldrons, slick jacket, and trigger-mics, Rebel's longing for love can light up the battlefield and blast through enemy defenses! #characterdesign #whitebellbird
Fowlstadt the Wretched Wrooster!
Covered in feathers and filthy armor, this blade wielding brute carries the cockerel's curse! The spurred knife can catch weapons as well as rip into foes, and Fowlstadt's miasmatic aura brutally poisons any remaining survivors! #characterdesign
The Bangler Fish!
The roughest and toughest of the gangsterous Wisegills, this pistol sporting scoundrel is the main marine muscle! More upscale and well equipped than any of the crew on the Portholes' roster, the Wisegills take down rivals in style! #characterdesign #portholes
Jackrabbit of Diamonds!
It's the battle magician who hops right into combat with his top hat blaster blazing! J-Rod, uses a magic deck of cards along with lagomorphic ammo to bewilder and destroy his foes. Surely a presentation to make any onlooker applaud! #characterdesign
Briar!
It's the mysteriously barbed thicket witch! Always seen with his bramble staff and erupting from the haunted forest in a spiny explosion of vines! No one knows exactly how he came to be, but he sure makes traversing the dark woods a challenge at night! #characterdesign
The Howitchzer!
Armed with a powerful Broomzooka, hat snake, and crystal ballgles, this crafty red witch can manifest malady across any battlefield! It's also very important to carry along some terrifying triage in the form of two green mending tinctures! #characterdesign #witch
Gunagain!
The man with the pistol soul and Chrono-slinger belt! Able to manifest random firearms used throughout history with his patented Re-holster technology, this sharpshooting sheriff from the future always has heat available to unleash on those lawbreakers! #characterdesign
The Face Fencer!
Precision tongue blades eviscerate the competition when this duelist from the depths draws his weapons! Armed as well with the blinding Lantern Saber of legend, this combative creature lives only for the sword and the chance for martial victory! #characterdesign