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The Magnetaur!
Impossible to combat with means of metal, it's that magnetized bovine the Magnetaur! Forced to wield a wooden cudgel to land any proper blow, his enchanted shield makes all metallic objects attract to him during battle! Quite a disarming fellow! #characterdesign
The Auto-Mummy!
Bound tight with enchanted linens, this wound up warrior won't ever back down from battle! Even when an altercation unravels a strip, or he has tied his opponent up with wraps, the Auto-Mummy tightens back up with the help of his Bandaging Blade! #characterdesign
Bush Knight!
After gaining the madness of the woods, this captain killed his entire regiment and went totally feral! He now wears the shields and helms of his murdered crew as grisly trophies while the trees fill him with a cruel confidence and sadistic strength! #characterdesign
Murderblow!
After being deemed not worthy enough to wield the accursed sword, this crafty battler gripped the legendary weapon by the blade! Now avoiding the fatal grip of the Doomhänder, Murderblow swings the slasher's dreaded handle at all who oppose him! #characterdesign
Snakeshot Poisonson!
Coiled up in a combat jacket and robotic body, this smart snake uses an envenomed enforcer pistol and a fang-ring to take out targets in toxic takedowns! Hatched from a long line of Poisonsons does mean that he's got a lot to slither up too! #characterdesign
Old Man Quiver!
With a severely stiff back and strange aim-cane, this ancient archer always has his sites set on the next target! Once an actual archery enthusiast, he traded all that he loved for the arch, and became the most fearsome and fletched foe! #characterdesign #archery
Rhineawesomus!
It's that missile-bound megafauna from afar, the high-yield horror Rhineawesomus! Able to metabolize calories into explosives with his bizarre internal systems, this long range rhino can bring whole battalions to their knees with one launch break! #characterdesign
The Fractal Wave Oven!
Cosmic food has to be cooked to such an exact temperature that it needs a guardian to don the vestments of the fractal wave oven. Once engaged, time bends, reality is warped, and infinities open before the burrito full of stars is cooked! #characterdesign
The Fearzerker!
It's that foul and ferocious Fearzerker that gains its strength from the scared! Able to detach from its legs and hurl 360 degree blows with the hellishly two-handed Traumatophobos, this callous cretin keeps fully charged off of any who witness the spooky powers!
The Augerilla!
The fearsome fuel is back! After drinking the Draconic Diesel, this poor soul was savagely morphed into the drill-bit simian! The Augerilla bores through his enemies with brutal tactics and fearsome strength! The Komotor Dragon better watch out! #characterdesign