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Urnstrike!
An ancient warrior that fought with such determination that even his ashes have at least a few more attacks in them! Carried around in an urn and unleashed in a furious cloud of swordplay, Urnstrike will keep swinging until he's just dust in the wind! #characterdesign
Grab Catchler!
It's the golden bounty-bot who is trapping his way across the Weird West! With countless cunning contraptions and spring loaded snares housed in a gleaming torso, bounties and animals alike beware this brazen bot and his bear-trap cane! #characterdesign #weirdwest
The Pipes!
You know whenever a strange noise creeps out of an old house in the middle of the night, everyone says that it's just The Pipes, well here he is! A mangled monster made up of rusted tubes with a gnarled fleshy pulp screaming through them! How horrible! #characterdesign
Nail Biter!
The Carpenterror himself! Constantly coughing up nails and swinging his awful double driver throughout the night. Not quite alive and not all together dead, this blasphemous builder hammers together haunted houses in scary record time! #characterdesign #horrorart
Jose!
A fire-fighting robot that actually managed to take down all the fire on earth! With no more blazes to combat, he has gone absolutely robo-insane and his circuits thirst for action. He now uses his hose and extinguishing tech to fight everything! #characterdesign #robot
Bedhead!
After growing extra huge from a diet of sweet dreams and children, Bedhead emerges from the terror-dimension as the strongest under the bed monster of all! Even the creatures who live in closets call him king and every basement bogeyman bows as well! #characterdesign
Mootilator!
It was the 100,001st cattle mutilation that finally worked! The terrible demon that was searching for the perfect bovine vessel found it after many gruesome attempts to moonifest onto our mortal realm. Now it roams free with it's half exploded body! #characterdesign
The Grim Grappler!
After pulling on his patented Ghost Grabber Gauntlets, the Grim Grappler can wrangle wraiths and punch through poltergeists! If enough spectral energy is pulled together, he can hurl powerful spirit bolts that wreak havoc on all the spooks! #characterdesign
Carcass!
Savagely infested with a wretched root creature and wielding the Black Hatchet is Carcass the Decomposing Dreadnought! Kept in a grotesque state of rot and new growth, this freakish fighter defends all that decays with the darkest of magics! #characterdesign
Lycan-Throwup!
A tragic private eye who has a brutal curse of having to vomit up werewolf abominations whenever he gets nervous! He can't control the renegade regurgitation so he carries around a .38 special with silver rounds in case they turn on him! #characterdesign #neckbolts